Perfect Score!

I usually know somebody; there's often a ball-player or a politician. You know, one of those people whose names you can't avoid even if you wanted to. But this morning I got a perfect score in my Cultural Irrelevance Index: I didn't know anybody at all in the Press Telegram's "Today's Birthdays" list. Today I am 100% irrelevant to 21st century American culture. The feeling of freedom and purity is glorious.

(Yeah, I know, I know. I would probably recognize all sorts of people if I looked at some other birth records than the PT's "Today's Birthdays" column. Well, it's my game and they're my rules and I say I got a perfect score. So there.)