This is crying out for a witty, ironic headline or at least a decent pun. . .

. . .but my headline-creating juices seem to have dried up.

But take a look at this.

Yes, it's almost three months old. But what a delightfully serendipitous find here in a month when The Sainted One tried his hardest to foist both a Canadian-style health system and an Olympic Games upon the poor old bankrupt United States.