Sporting News: Revelation

After seeing it mentioned several times on the web that the Holy Father was following the German team in some sporting event which is apparently very popular at the moment overseas, I decided to investigate to see if I could determine what this might be. Well, what a let-down. After diligent research, I'm sorry to report that all this carry-on refers only to soccer. You know, that game played on Saturday mornings in every park in America by 11 year-old girls. Not football at all.

It's so disheartening. One scandal after another. Soccer. Tsk. You'd think they didn't know that we're in the middle of baseball season.