Oh, I remembered what I had to say all right

I just waited too long and then didn't have the heart to say it. I mean, they lost to Kansas City, fercryinoutloud. Twice in a row. Kansas City. Kansas City, who usually couldn't get a number in the win column if it came free in a box of corn flakes.

How do people with no faith and no hope of an after-life get the courage to follow baseball, anyway?

[Lector: "They move to Detroit and follow the Tigers, who're playing .677 ball at the end of July."]

Oh. Right.