Wednesday, June 02, 2004

Inscrutability Dept.

"China Wants Clean Spears Show" reads the headline on page A13 in this morning's Press Telegram. And that pretty much tells you all you need to know about the two inch article. The Chinese Minister for Wardrobe wants pre-approval of whatever America's premiere pop tart wears during her performance(s) in China.

O.K. Clean is good. But as long as they're going to obviate the point of the exercise, why not go the whole hog and hire someone who can sing?