"There has been sporadic house-to-house fighting during our door-to-door caroling, but that's to be expected in a Christmas season of this magnitude."

The article below was from the (L.A.) Times and is - Lord have mercy on us - for real. This one is from The Onion. and isn't. Probably. Well, it is The Onion but the 21st century is such that it is often hard to tell. But I think that once you factor in the existence of the ACLU you will get a pretty good idea which is which.

Or maybe not. I may have missed the ACLU press conference.