Sunday, March 30, 2003

Weapons of Mass Destruction? "Chemical" Ali?

Sure, the major media claim to be telling all you need to know. But did they tell you that The Mad Gasser of Matoon has finally been unmasked? Hah! I thought not. Well, you heard it first here. Or maybe second. The ever-vigilant Chad Dimpler appears to have beat me to it, actually.