Friday, January 17, 2003

Completely Bats

Via the always razor-sharp Edge of England's Sword we have this from the Daily Telegraph. "Tony Martin, the farmer jailed for shooting dead a teenage burglar, had his application for parole rejected yesterday." It seems the parole board will not grant him parole because he is "a danger to burglars".

Like Dave Barry, I, too, am not making this up.