Monday, September 30, 2002

National Review Online has been discussing the, um, unusual Mr. Baraka, New Jersey's own state
poet laureate, "an aging sixties black radical". Kathryn Jean Lopez asks if every state has a state poet laureate.

Well.

Do we have a state poet laureate? This is California. We have a state everything.

We have a state:

+bird
+animal
+dance
+fife and drum corps
+color (it's blue and gold. Yes, I know that's two colors. You won't find a state mathematician on the list.)
+fish
+flag
+flower
+dance
+folk dance
+fossil (No, it's not Gray Davis. Nice try, though.)
+gemstone
+marine fish
+marine mammal
+insect (Nope. Still not Gray Davis. It's the dogface butterfly)
+mineral
+motto
+nickname (No, it isn't. It's "The Golden State". Now stop that.)
+prehistoric artifact
+reptile (Could be Gray Davis. But I really think you're just guessing now.)
+rock
+seal
+soil (Yes! Official state dirt!)
+theatre
+tree

. . . .and finally, yes, we have a poet laureate. Since 1966 it's been Charles B. Garrigus.
No, I never heard of him either. But I don't get out much.

You can find all this on our official state website.

Gray Davis is probably on there, too. Somewhere. I didn't look for him. You can look if you want.
I wouldn't advise it, though.

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